{"fact":"Phoenician cargo ships are thought to have brought the first domesticated cats to Europe in about 900 BC.","length":105}
{"fact":"Lions are the only cats that live in groups, called prides. Every female within the pride is usually related.","length":109}
{"fact":"The cat appears to be the only domestic companion animal not mentioned in the Bible.","length":84}
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{"fact":"Cats have 32 muscles that control the outer ear (humans have only 6). A cat can independently rotate its ears 180 degrees.","length":122}
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