{"slip": { "id": 160, "advice": "Enjoy a little nonsense now and then."}}
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{"fact":"The life expectancy of cats has nearly doubled over the last fifty years.","length":73}
{"fact":"An adult lion's roar can be heard up to five miles (eight kilometers) away.","length":75}
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{"slip": { "id": 34, "advice": "To improve productivity, always have a shittier task to put off."}}
{"fact":"Cats, especially older cats, do get cancer. Many times this disease can be treated successfully.","length":96}
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