{"type":"standard","title":"Chicago River","displaytitle":"Chicago River","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q643284","titles":{"canonical":"Chicago_River","normalized":"Chicago River","display":"Chicago River"},"pageid":41962,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/83/Chicago_River_5.jpg/330px-Chicago_River_5.jpg","width":320,"height":180},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/83/Chicago_River_5.jpg","width":4000,"height":2250},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1290075978","tid":"eb9bd225-2f57-11f0-8bb7-cf1e0b87de42","timestamp":"2025-05-12T17:38:31Z","description":"System of rivers and canals running through the city of Chicago","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":41.88638889,"lon":-87.6375},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicago_River","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicago_River?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicago_River?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Chicago_River"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicago_River","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Chicago_River","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicago_River?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Chicago_River"}},"extract":"The Chicago River is a system of rivers and canals with a combined length of 156 miles (251 km) that runs through the city of Chicago, including its center. The river is one of the reasons for Chicago's geographic importance: the related Chicago Portage is a link between the Great Lakes and the Mississippi River Basin, and ultimately the Gulf of Mexico.","extract_html":"
The Chicago River is a system of rivers and canals with a combined length of 156 miles (251 km) that runs through the city of Chicago, including its center. The river is one of the reasons for Chicago's geographic importance: the related Chicago Portage is a link between the Great Lakes and the Mississippi River Basin, and ultimately the Gulf of Mexico.
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