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{"slip": { "id": 60, "advice": "Fail. Fail again. Fail better."}}
{"slip": { "id": 180, "advice": "Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience."}}
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Joe Hayman was an American vaudeville comedian who also worked in British music halls, on radio and in films.
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